What did the Escapist give you this year?

[Cpt. Red]

I got a monkey! Yay!
I've always wanted a monkey.

Exactly what I was going to write...

I got a Spork! Yeah bitches

Join our church worshipping the holy spork, young one. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Church-of-the-holy-spork]

I got a...titanium spork!

You too

Bah! The Spork is just a bastard child caught in the war between The Almighty Spoons and the good for nothing forks... I am a follower of the Best of the Spoons, The Teaspoon, while my sister follows the path of The Dessert Spoon...

Long live The Spoons!

 

[Internet Kraken]

I was hoping I'd get the squid badge. Instead, I got a bloody pair of socks.

I'm now convinced that all random drop systems hate me.

 

[Euphbug]

They gave me a grenade, the best gift to share with those you love. Thank you Escapist, it is like they can read my mind.

 

[MentalBakura]

I got kittehs!!!!

 

[Marcus Dubious]

I got a monkey! Yay!
I've always wanted a monkey.

Exactly what I was going to write...

I got a Spork! Yeah bitches

Join our church worshipping the holy spork, young one. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Church-of-the-holy-spork]

I got a...titanium spork!

You too

Bah! The Spork is just a bastard child caught in the war between The Almighty Spoons and the good for nothing forks... I am a follower of the Best of the Spoons, The Teaspoon, while my sister follows the path of The Dessert Spoon...

Long live The Spoons!

sporky spooney talky toaster,walkey forkey lovely jubilee, omni spectacle, silent lovey. Mwah I love thee.

 

[(whitty name here)]

A book of some variety?
Is it a joke I am missing?

Well, you got the Red Box the imaginary predecessor to the Yellow(also imaginary)and Orange Box

 

[SovietSecrets]

Hidden blade! I am quite pleased. Loving AC 2 right now.

 

[Simriel]

I got a puppy. Wish it was kittens or a pony...

 

[Caligulove]

A Puppy!
If only it were real... I've wanted a dog of my own since I moved into my new apartment

 

[orangebandguy]

I got a pair of socks! And earlier in the year I got a Valentines Badges too. 4EVAR I think.

Last Christmas I would have loved to get the Bobblehead, but I'll make do with my Holly.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I too, got a Pony, and you know what, i love him, he rules. I'm gunna name him Mr.Fluffykins, and we're going to rule the world some day.

 

[Atranis]

I got socks. I find it amusing. SOCKS!

 

[DRTJR]

i received a dog
I will name him Cerberus and he'll eat intruders for meals

 

[KimMR251]

toy magnet . . .

but this would have been way cooler: http://gadgets.kenxu.com/ninja-shuriken-magnet-toy/

 

[Icecoldcynic]

toy magnet . . .

but this would have been way cooler: http://gadgets.kenxu.com/ninja-shuriken-magnet-toy/

Ahh that is exactly the sort of novelty tat that I love! I want one now.

 

[BabySinclair]

Monkey, monkey, monkey! I do have to say the shiv or hidden blade might be more fun but monkeys cause mischief so to quote "Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem"

 

[Canadaftw]

Since when do sites give present? The only thing I need from the escapist is Yatzee asking if I have familys to reject.

 

[freakonaleash]

Pineapple grenade!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM