What Did The G.O.A.T. say you were going to be for the first time?

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Withall

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I think I got the old "Waste Management Specialist" first time around. The second time around, I got Marriage Councillor. A friend of mine actually got Priest- and he noticed that he got a big bonus to explosives. Why would a Priest need grenades?
 

Krantos

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Vault manager. Apparently kleptomania is a positive for a career politician. Nice to see little has changed since the war.
 

FinalDream

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Fry-cook

The results are determined by a very simple formula: Each of the above questions (minus #10 obviously) adds 1 "point" towards the skill it represents. The skill with the most "points" at the end of the test is your result.
The results are as follows:
[edit]Vault Chaplain
"They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."
Prevalent skill: Barter
[edit]Laundry Cannon Operator
"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."
Prevalent skill: Big Guns
[edit]Pedicurist
"It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person"
Prevalent skill: Energy Weapons
[edit]Waste Management Specialist
"It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!"
Prevalent skill: Explosives
[edit]Vault Loyalty Inspector
"Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"
Prevalent skill: Lockpick
[edit]Clinical Test Subject
"Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."
Prevalent skill: Medicine
[edit]Fry Cook
"Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."
Prevalent skill: Melee Weapons
[edit]Jukebox Technician
"Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."
Prevalent skill: Repair
[edit]Pip-Boy Programmer
"Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."
Prevalent skill: Science
[edit]Tattoo Artist
"Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."
Prevalent skill: Small Guns
[edit]Shift Supervisor
"Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."
Prevalent skill: Sneak
[edit]Marriage Counselor
"Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."
Prevalent skill: Speech
[edit]Little League Coach
"I always thought you'd have a career in professional sports. You're the new vault Little League coach! Congratulations."
Prevalent skill: Unarmed (Male)
[edit]Masseuse
"Looks like you'll be putting your ... physical talents to good use as the vault's new Masseuse."
Prevalent skill: Unarmed (Female)
 

ultrachicken

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SmilingKitsune said:
On my first play through I got "Vault loyalty inspector", or something to that tune.
The second time I played I got fry cook, how do you like your burgers?
From thought police to fry cook.

What a downfall.

OT: I think I got fry cook as well.