What did the poster above you do after posting on this thread?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 22, 2014

Built a blood temple.

Barbas · Apr 22, 2014

Harvested the tears of the vanquished.

Fijiman · Apr 22, 2014

Played Elder Scrolls Online.

Barbas · Apr 22, 2014

Posted vile mistruths.

Dr.Susse · Apr 27, 2014

Rolled a five and landed on the longest snake on the board.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Barbas · Apr 27, 2014

Played some mind games against what he wrongfully assumed to be an unseasoned adversary.

OmniscientOstrich · Apr 27, 2014

Went for a power walk without getting up from his computer chair.

Barbas · Apr 27, 2014

Raced a bathtub down a hill, squealing deafeningly, kicking up sparks and starting small fires all the way.

Fijiman · Apr 28, 2014

Got blood on his suit.

Barbas · Apr 28, 2014

Respected the commissar's authority.

Fijiman · May 1, 2014

Punched a family of weasels.

Barbas · May 1, 2014

Sought revenge on Captain Wesley.

Fijiman · May 3, 2014

Scoured the earth for a worthy opponent.

Barbas · May 3, 2014

Combed the fields for delicious blueberries.

Fijiman · May 7, 2014

Got a new pair of socks from every other human on the planet.

PsychicTaco115 · May 7, 2014

Fapped, cried and then fapped some more while crying

Barbas · May 7, 2014

Redefined insobriety.

PsychicTaco115 · May 7, 2014

Farted and blamed T0ad for it

Barbas · May 8, 2014

Hallucinated and blamed people for things they didn't do.

eatenbyagrue · May 10, 2014

Barbas cancelled Community, thus turning this into the darkest timeline.