I played videogames, and I encountered hilarity I feel will rarely be paralleled in my gaming experiences.
I was driving around in TDU2 and found someone who was in one if the starter cars and afk(afc?), so I parked behind him to wait for him to return so I could follow him around. And after a short time, I hear a woman moaning which sounds like a mic is picking it up as it's happening in the background, and it sounds kinda like it's being picked up coming from a speaker or something. So I'm sitting there like

, thinking to myself "is this guy fappin'?," And the moaning stops and maybe 30 seconds later, he comes back to the headset and he's breathing hard/panting. I couldn't help myself and burst into laughter and started doing donuts around him. He left the server, haha.
I'm not sure if he got some action or if he was fapping, but I know what I'm going with for my story.
EDIT: Fixed my mispelling of paralleled. I think.