What do other countries think of Australia?

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BakedAlaskan

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Aside from your aggressive soap opera export industry, I love the place. One exception, Prison Cell Block H! The lags and screws- and the last episode! Not exactly 2011 Neighbours territory!!

Hamilton Island, Whitsundays, 50 packs of cigarettes, Steve Irwin (RIP) pokies, bushweed I've heard so much good about Oz!!
 

Tiger Sora

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I hear theres only two men who live in Australia. One has a sweet hat, plays and talks about video games for a living, and gets all the ladies. While the other wears a suit. And spites the man in the hat by saying certain games should be x, because he can't get any ladies.

In all seriousness though..... the coasts are nice. Inland is rather... dry. People seem alright from those I've met. Government is a wanker though.
Australia, the Canada of the southern hemisphere.
 

DAAANtheMAAAN

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I've never been, but it seems like a nice place, and apart from the politicians the people seem rather nice.
Can't say I'd enjoy the desert and unholy monsters you call bugs, but the cities and beaches seem like great places to see.

However, I am apprehensive about the state of your university professors...
 

ShindoL Shill

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rokkolpo said:
I fear the lving stuff there. You hog up all the scary.
Otherwise awesome.
exactly this.
my music teacher spent a year teaching in the outback and was just reading and got a poisonous spider on her foot.
oh and:
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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SHIFTYMACO said:
thePyro_13 said:
The bugs are bigger in afganistan, just Google "camel spider" and you'll lose all fears of huntsmans(though they are both supposedly harmless).
I did, I wasn't impressed

A thing of beauty, you just don't appreciate nature.

OT:

Well, prior to actually reading about Australia I thought everyone there looked like this:



Oh and I think there are a lot more things in Australia that can kill you than there are here in safe old Canada.
 

exessmirror

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i think that everything tries to kill you in Australia, there is a reason it is one BIG island, geography whats to protect us
 

Garethp

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Merkavar said:
best thing. beaches that arent grey, black, cover in rocks or pebbles.

worse thing huntsman freaking spiders. what dont look at me like that. they are huge and always ide on the window at eye height when you open the curtain or blindes
Heh, then you need to research on the Funnel Web Spider. One of the most dangerous spiders in Australia, extremely venemous and most commonly found in household pools
 

Garethp

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DAAANtheMAAAN said:
I've never been, but it seems like a nice place, and apart from the politicians the people seem rather nice.
Can't say I'd enjoy the desert and unholy monsters you call bugs, but the cities and beaches seem like great places to see.

However, I am apprehensive about the state of your university professors...
OI! That video gives the COMPLETE wrong impression of our Universities! They didn't even crack a single VB during the whole meeting! What kind of University do you think we run, not having a nice cold beer during meetings? I AM OUTRAGED!
 

Varrdy

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Although my opinion on Australia is not really based on anything other than other people's testimony, I always say I'd like to at least visit Oz, simply because it strikes me as the only country left in the world that has a (collective) sense of humour anymore.

While stereotypes are usually negative, I find the stereotypical Aussie to be a rather nice chap. He's laid back, unpretentious, rugged, straightforward, honest and likes his beer - what's not to like?

OK, that was not meant to be taken seriously but you know what I mean. I've only met a handful of Australians in my time but every one of them has been dead-on. I have no doubt that I would be regarded as a "pommy poofter" by anyone remotely rural but I can't say I'd be offended - I'd just shrug, get the beers in and hope that I learn enough to lose the "poofter" part.

Aside from the dangerous fauna, it strikes me as a great place. I've seen and read several documentaries on the outback and what I would give to drive those long, red clay roads (in a Ute with plenty of water and tinnies in the back).

So yeah - my impressions of Oz are positive despite never going there but I sure would like to test the theory someday!

Wardy
 

darthmocha

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When I think of Australia I tend to think of post-apocalyptic deserts and people with mohawks in cast off sports wear wreaking havoc. I also kind of think of the prime minister being Lord Humungous, telling people to "Just walk away from the gasoline." However, that last part is probably more in line with Dubya here in America.
 

Ikaruga33

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Actually australia REALLY isnt that hot
In fact its actually pretty cold for 3 quaters of the year. the 4th quater can get fairly hot though. As for the desert yo only find that in the center of australia but NO ONE lives there. Just about evreyone is on the coast which is far nicer. The insecs really arent that bad. Ive lived here for 6 years and NEVER seen a red back. In fact I only think Ive seen about 3 poisinous spiders.
 

franconbean

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I think that sniping's a good job, mate.

OT: Austrailia is cool beans. My politics teacher said that it is much more laid back in some respects as a liberal society (ie, he could turn up for work in shorts and a tee-shirt as opposed to a suit). I have family who live out there too (They are Mauritian expats) who say that it's a wonderful country. I can't really give my own opinion since I have never been, other than that I think their video games censorship policy was long overdue for change.

edit: They still have the Queen's face on their money and thats good enough for me ;p
 

LeafofStone

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Ok, if you want to avoid dangerous animals, come to Melbourne there are none. But if you want to actually have fun in Australia hire a car, with a full tank of petrol, and drive north, make sure you remain along the cost (mostly) and you will be fine. When you feel like you have driven enough, go into the local motel, ask where the local beach is, and enjoy a pie with some terribly beer, and watch Australia beating England in the Ashes ;)
 

Capt. Crankypants

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lollypopalopicus said:
I haven't seen anything negative about them on the new once

True you have Michael Akitson but he'll die in a decade or so and then you'll be squeaky clean. and of you have the fucking MANA BAR, nuff said.
Atkinson is no longer relevant, and we now have 2 Mana Bars. -hyuk hyuk-

Also, correct, we're never on the news, and rightly so. We have nothing of significant international interest, save for perhaps the Sydney Olympics that one time, and the people are too laid back and casual to get up in arms about anything. I suppose we have good national sports-people. Also, I laughed so much when Kevin Rudd tried to argue the case for Aus to be on the U.N security council. Hehe, trying to take our country seriously. =P
 

BlueMage

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khiliani said:
wow, you guys are realy worried about the insects? you do realise its mostly hype on the internet (mostly)
Yeah, it's the snakes and the dropbears they have to watch out for. Insects are child's play in comparison.