What do people always say to you?

[similar.squirrel]

"My hearing is not so good. Could you say that again?"[I tend to meet a lot of people with hearing problems]

And something like "Cheer up."

 

[Pandawudell]

i lose the game

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

"You're such a hug whore!"

"You give amazing hugs!"

"Can I have a hug?"

"N'awwwwwww"

"WTF is that band your listening to?" (Sadly this kind of stuff happens when I'm listening to a GOOD band like The Mars Volta or, on many occasions, Van Halen *sighs*)

"Get a hair cut FAG!11!1111!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL!"

"You're such a girl sometimes!" (To be fair, yes, yes I am)

 

[Chrissyluky]

not something they say but its something they think im sure. your a nurse and your pretty?(calculates chances of staring at my ass without being caught)

 

[ThreeWords]

"I like your hair" or "Get a hair cut!" Two very contrasting responses.

This, pretty much.

Also:

"Shut up!"
"Why do you never eat?"

 

[The Rockerfly]

'Nice Moustache'

'why thank you, I made it myself'

*strokes the escapist*

*purrrs* I can has cookie now?

I swear every post I see from you you are becoming more and more cat like

Anyway, OT: Most people say "You don't need to be so blunt about it"
So you think a few words are going to change what's happened of what will happen?
I just lay the cards on the table and don't cover it up with crap

 

[Robby Foxfur]

Why are you so angry? (because things make me mad?)

Your really violent... (no you just catch me at the times were i want to kill anyone around me)

why do you know so much? (beats me *said while reading books and such*)

Dude that would make you godly! (Oh really?)

 

[Jedamethis]

'Nice Moustache'

'why thank you, I made it myself'

*strokes the escapist*

*purrrs* I can has cookie now?

I swear every post I see from you you are becoming more and more cat like

Anyway, OT: Most people say "You don't need to be so blunt about it"
So you think a few words are going to change what's happened of what will happen?
I just lay the cards on the table and don't cover it up with crap

Really? I hadn't noti- ooh look at that string....
*pounces*

 

[The Rockerfly]

'Nice Moustache'

'why thank you, I made it myself'

*strokes the escapist*

*purrrs* I can has cookie now?

I swear every post I see from you you are becoming more and more cat like

Anyway, OT: Most people say "You don't need to be so blunt about it"
So you think a few words are going to change what's happened of what will happen?
I just lay the cards on the table and don't cover it up with crap

Really? I hadn't not- ooh look at that string....
*pounces*

My point proven so many times it hurts. Though we could make that cat film happen, you could be the star

 

[Jedamethis]

'Nice Moustache'

'why thank you, I made it myself'

*strokes the escapist*

*purrrs* I can has cookie now?

I swear every post I see from you you are becoming more and more cat like

Anyway, OT: Most people say "You don't need to be so blunt about it"
So you think a few words are going to change what's happened of what will happen?
I just lay the cards on the table and don't cover it up with crap

Really? I hadn't not- ooh look at that string....
*pounces*

My point proven so many times it hurts. Though we could make that cat film happen, you could be the star

Yay!
hmm....one more thing to add to the list of what people say to me..

 

[badgersprite]

"It's not fair! You look so innocent, but you're so not!"

I corrupt people. =D

 

[Jedamethis]

"stop stabbing me in my face"

*clap clap*
I commend you sir, brilliant

 

[Sevre]

What colour is the sky in your world? You only hear what you want to hear don't you?

Everyone says that.

 

[Russian Redneck]

Me: *standing by the bus stop*
Black person: That's some old school afro-look goin' on there, man. You perm that?
Me: No, it's natural.

If that didn't seem strange, consider the fact that I am from Western and Eastern European descent and that my hair can grow to a 4-inch loft size and 6-inch strand length.

 

[twistedshadows]

"You're really smart."
"You're really weird."
"Will you sing for me?" No, no I will not.
"You're a lot stronger than you look" or "You're really strong for a girl." Thanks?
Ages ago when I probably did seem a bit scary, "I'd think you were scary if I didn't know you."
My best friend and I always get told that we laugh too much when we're together.
"Can I try your glasses?" And then if I let them, "Whoa, you really are blind!" Nah, I just wear glasses for funsies.
And the weirdest: "You have really nice teeth." Um, okay? Thanks?

I do wish someone would just say "I love you" or at least "Hey, how are you doing? It's been a while since I've seen you." I'd even settle for "Hi, how are you doing?" As long as they actually mean it.

Hi. How are you? I love you.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

"Harder!!! Oh God yes, HARDER!!!!"

 

[BlackJack47]

Your very polite
Whats up with your neck?

 

[ix_tab]

Mostly I get "You are banned from talking for ten minutes".

Also, after they see my tattoo 'Extraordinary Machine? Oh, because that's what you are!'

 

[TheZapper]

Normally with people I've just met it's 'where did you get those scars?'

The answer varies depending on how much I like the person.

Answers have ranged from the truth to a vicious lion attack.