What Do You Not Like About Yourself?

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MaxTheReaper said:
The Infamous Scamola said:
Every man needs a vice.

You should totally take up smoking too, living past the age of 35 is overrated anyway.
Mine is staring at myself in the mirror endlessly (no, seriously.)

I WILL LIVE FOREVER
Good for you. I'm actually already planning my death, possibly from drug overdose.

It's my 33rd birthday, I'm in a hot tub, two thai hookers by my side, bags of coke everywhere.

Also, I have "gonna live forever" written with a sharpie on my cest.

Shit's so cash.
 

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MaxTheReaper said:
Lose weight and play up the "adorable" and "cute" angles, of course.

I am absurdly, absurdly drunk.
Ah ha, that makes sense. On both accounts.
Good luck with tomorrow then!
 
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MaxTheReaper said:
The Infamous Scamola said:
Good for you. I'm actually already planning my death, possibly from drug overdose.

It's my 33rd birthday, I'm in a hot tub, two thai hookers by my side, bags of coke everywhere.

Also, I have "gonna live forever" written with a sharpie on my cest.

Shit's so cash.
Wouldn't you rather get sexified to death?
Not rockstar-y enough.
 

Katherine Kerensky

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MaxTheReaper said:
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I know.
Like I said, I'm a terrible person and a liar (the two are in no way connected.)
Well. I don't know how what you said back to made me start laughing, but it did.
fucking 02-06. aaarrrrggghhhh, fucking newbie workers at GAME.
damn bi-polar-ness. although it does appear to be fun. hehehe.
 

Arkhangelsk

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I'm 5 feet tall. My social skills are horrible. I'm not funny. I have a slight case of OCD. I'm yet to have my first girlfriend. My only future dream is almost unreachable. And other things I can't think of at the moment.
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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My good nature.
I help too many people with their problems and I get nothing out of it.

In a way, I'm selfish like that.
Oh, and I don't like my eyes.
They should be green!
 

Duck Sandwich

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I don't have a manly beard...yet.
I suck at Brazilian Jiujitsu.
I often don't think of anything funny/witty to say in social situations until the situation has passed.
I have no social life outside of Boxing/Brazilian Jiujitsu/Muay Thai.
I must construct additional pylons.
 

riskroWe

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Jesus what an angst thread.

Men don't stop growing until they're 21. Don't complain about your height until you turn 21.
There are just as many socially inept females out there, they just don't want to let anybody know how socially inept they are. Reveal yourself first.
Everybody you see walking around is lying to you. They're faking confidence, they're using acne cream and they're wearing form-fitting clothes. They are just as powerless, hideous and insecure as you and everybody else. Humans are imperfect.

Feel better?
 

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I think I'll explain it with a song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlYIvUslON0].

Also, lazy and a bit psycho at times.
 

Borrowed Time

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Geek@Heart said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Geek@Heart said:
Huh. You try being a 5'2 girl around half a dozen lads about 6ft tall at Escapism, you try having two people hold a conversation across the top of your head and you try having the regular "OMG you're so small!" when people find out your height, and then tell me 5'2 is okay.

Yeah, I have issues with it.
Hey, I would love to be an adorable chick.
I got stuck with being a relatively pretty guy.

I'm satisfied.
But you should take advantage of it.
How do I take advantage of being an overweight midget?

Also, you seem a bit more human than usual today. Are you feeling okay?
My wife is 4'11" and I'm 6'2" if it makes you feel any better. It's quite funny when she points up at the top shelf in the kitchen while whining slightly and hopping hoping to get my attention to come and help. It's endearing. =D

OT - I'm opinionated, passionate and animated when I talk. People tend to get intimidated by me during a discussion as they have a tendency to think I'm pissed. Other then that, can't really think of anything else. I like being an introverted nerd who spouts off about the latest PC junk that's coming out. BTW, how many of you have a new SSD as their boot disk? I'm itching to snag one but have heard they don't have that great of... er... sorry. Moving on.