I'm 15 and I don't look like i've hit puberty yet.
I also have a scarily high voice. I'm also weak.
I also have a scarily high voice. I'm also weak.
Good for you. I'm actually already planning my death, possibly from drug overdose.MaxTheReaper said:Mine is staring at myself in the mirror endlessly (no, seriously.)The Infamous Scamola said:Every man needs a vice.
You should totally take up smoking too, living past the age of 35 is overrated anyway.
I WILL LIVE FOREVER
Complete opposite for me. I got acne because my skin is super oily. And its also very severe due to heriditary.Novskij said:I got it due to dry skin.speidel28 said:I wish my acne dissapeared.
Ah ha, that makes sense. On both accounts.MaxTheReaper said:Lose weight and play up the "adorable" and "cute" angles, of course.
I am absurdly, absurdly drunk.
Not rockstar-y enough.MaxTheReaper said:Wouldn't you rather get sexified to death?The Infamous Scamola said:Good for you. I'm actually already planning my death, possibly from drug overdose.
It's my 33rd birthday, I'm in a hot tub, two thai hookers by my side, bags of coke everywhere.
Also, I have "gonna live forever" written with a sharpie on my cest.
Shit's so cash.
Well. I don't know how what you said back to made me start laughing, but it did.MaxTheReaper said:-snip-
I know.
Like I said, I'm a terrible person and a liar (the two are in no way connected.)
I can definitely identify with that!Duck Sandwich said:I often don't think of anything funny/witty to say in social situations until the situation has passed.
My wife is 4'11" and I'm 6'2" if it makes you feel any better. It's quite funny when she points up at the top shelf in the kitchen while whining slightly and hopping hoping to get my attention to come and help. It's endearing. =DGeek@Heart said:How do I take advantage of being an overweight midget?MaxTheReaper said:Hey, I would love to be an adorable chick.Geek@Heart said:Huh. You try being a 5'2 girl around half a dozen lads about 6ft tall at Escapism, you try having two people hold a conversation across the top of your head and you try having the regular "OMG you're so small!" when people find out your height, and then tell me 5'2 is okay.
Yeah, I have issues with it.
I got stuck with being a relatively pretty guy.
I'm satisfied.
But you should take advantage of it.
Also, you seem a bit more human than usual today. Are you feeling okay?