What Do You Post As Your Facebook Satuses?

[Gurk]

I post severely unimportant things about my day. Not to the point where I inform my friends of the whereabouts of my sandwich in my digestive system, though.

Simpsons quotes are usually always found on my page, also.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I don't post a ton of statuses as I'm a boring person but I do post some news stories I find to be funny or amusing videos. I mostly use Facebook to make fun of my friends.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

I usually only post things like songs/videos from youtube that I like or are stuck in my head that day.

Sometimes I tell people about something deep and existential that's torturing me:"Who watches a film about humans being sown a** to mouth in sequence without flinching, only to gag and run out of the room screaming when I show them a picture of hulk carrot-top?"

I also rant and rave about how I hate humanity in general, but that's just me everyday ^_^



P.S- My status is only viewable to three people, so I only post stuff when I think they're going to see it.

 

[unoleian]

Bit of advice to everyone, stay away from Facebook when your drunk.

Word to THAT.

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I dunno, I post a lot of crap to my status update. Generally pretty boring, dry stuff about my, uh, status, and stuff.

Right now, it's something bizarre about how Thursdays are like Fridays or something like that. But dangerous. I don't know. (See above advice)
Clearly, I'm in need of an update...


*runs to facebook*

Spoiler: KILL IT! Kill it now!!!!

Wow, that's the stuff of nightmares. *shivers*

 

[Danielsmells]

Literally anything.
I'll quote you my last few:

"needs a kilt for moments like these" (No, I am not scottish and I don't know what moments these are)

‎"I?m Brick Tamland. It?s sunny out. We are here today to witness the miracle of birth. Soon a stork will fly overhead, delivering a baby panda. Let?s take a look? I DON?T UNDERSTAND!"

"has but one question for you all...AM I EVIL!?" (In reference to the Diamond Head song)

"Well Lucifer has a HUGE penis!" (Dante's Inferno)

"has lost his jeans! D:"

Basically anything that comes to mind.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I don't post status updates unless I got something I would like to share to people, mostly in the form of news and the like... BTW, did you guys know that Norway fucked up a meeting with Chinese officials by raising the soviet flag instead of the chinese? (source [http://www.dagbladet.no/2010/09/24/nyheter/kina/nordland/tabbe/13539402/] is Norwegian btw)

 

[snuffler]

Currently: Stonehenge, proving that rock beats scissors AND paper since the dawn of time.

Previously: lustre, hardness, cleavage, streak, and colour... if I didn't tell you I was talking about minerals, what would you think?

Before that: Turns out, there's an app for cats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX40

 

[Simalacrum]

Random thoughts.

Last one, "Holy shit, the word bed, looks like a bed!"

O_O

Cannot be unseen!

As for me, I just update it when something significant has happened... e.g., once I moved to university, I announced that on Facebook

 

[Deleted]

I post jokes made by other people and relish in the comments saying that I'm witty and cool.

Not really, I never update status. Haven't done in quite a while.

 

[GLo Jones]

My last three status' effectively sum up my postings:

17th September: "I need some Pesto in me. Now."

19th September: "What language should I learn?
A) Italian
B) Mandarin
C) Russian. VOTE NOW."

23rd September: "Just squealed like a little girl. I HAVE BEEN PAID."

I also tend to post a daily link to an awesome video/news story. I pride myself on my high quality links.


Oh, and btw, I find nothing more annoying than when people simply post nothing but jokes or song lyrics. It truly drives me insane.

 

[SimuLord]

My last three status' effectively sum up my postings:

17th September: "I need some Pesto in me. Now."

19th September: "What language should I learn?
A) Italian
B) Mandarin
C) Russian. VOTE NOW."

23rd September: "Just squealed like a little girl. I HAVE BEEN PAID."

I also tend to post a daily link to an awesome video/news story. I pride myself on my high quality links.


Oh, and btw, I find nothing more annoying than when people simply post nothing but jokes or song lyrics. It truly drives me insane.

Bad jokes they're parroting? Bad. Good jokes they wrote themselves or good observational humor about the world? My kind of people.

 

[burningdragoon]

I don't do much in the way of facebook anymore. My last few statuseses were somewhat interesting things I had going on, for example, being employed. Some videos on occasion. I also change my profile picture to various silly things every so often. (Currently the same as my profile pic here)

I had a stint of random song lyrics for a while, which I kinda feel like starting up again. Also I did a lot of random "5 items related to something" when they first showed up. My answers were ridiculously untrue and amazing.

Now what should I put up now hmm....

 

[ffxfriek]

metal lyrics describing my emotions at the time OR just pure epic lyrics anyway!

 

[GLo Jones]

My last three status' effectively sum up my postings:

17th September: "I need some Pesto in me. Now."

19th September: "What language should I learn?
A) Italian
B) Mandarin
C) Russian. VOTE NOW."

23rd September: "Just squealed like a little girl. I HAVE BEEN PAID."

I also tend to post a daily link to an awesome video/news story. I pride myself on my high quality links.


Oh, and btw, I find nothing more annoying than when people simply post nothing but jokes or song lyrics. It truly drives me insane.

Bad jokes they're parroting? Bad. Good jokes they wrote themselves or good observational humor about the world? My kind of people.

Observational humour's all well and good. But once they're spouting lines every 6 hours it just grates me.

 

[Nouw]

Whenever something important or strange happens. Can't recall my last one...

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I normally post based on something that happened in my life recently as a way to share things with friends and talk about what's going on. As a person with insomnia, I frequently tend to post insomniac statuses at 3 or 4 (or 5-6) in the morning.

Such as : "Alright 4 am and still can't sleep (as usual). Therefore it's time for the ULTIMATE INSOMNIAC PARTAY!!! Who's up and ready to to have some fun!? Let me hear ya shout!

Oh...just me by myself again eh? Well fine! I'll have fun by my self! Forget all you sleepers and your...sleep...yeah...lol"

 

[SimuLord]

My last three status' effectively sum up my postings:

17th September: "I need some Pesto in me. Now."

19th September: "What language should I learn?
A) Italian
B) Mandarin
C) Russian. VOTE NOW."

23rd September: "Just squealed like a little girl. I HAVE BEEN PAID."

I also tend to post a daily link to an awesome video/news story. I pride myself on my high quality links.


Oh, and btw, I find nothing more annoying than when people simply post nothing but jokes or song lyrics. It truly drives me insane.

Bad jokes they're parroting? Bad. Good jokes they wrote themselves or good observational humor about the world? My kind of people.

Observational humour's all well and good. But once they're spouting lines every 6 hours it just grates me.

You'd hate me then, I post an average of every two hours.

 

[PureChaos]

i don't really do it very often, only do it when something unusual happens.

 

[Sebenko]

First off, no 'Facebook is awful, I'm above the sheeple, fnarr fnarr' please.

Hey, don't lump me in with those people.

I hate facebook because I'm a reclusive dick.