What do you think health potions taste like?

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zombiejoe

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For every sip you have of a health potion, a baby is put into a blender lit on fire speeding down a hill with angry sheep shooting at it with AK47s, while a giant grill monster is playing volly ball with the hill and lighting it on fire, all the while a magic pony is sending the giants and the hill two anothere dimension where gaint babies play vollyball with the giants who are playing vollyball with the hill.

So basicly, health potions tast like love. :) lol
 

Mirrored Jigsaw

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It has the color of cough syrup, so that's usually what I think, but sometimes I assume it tastes like TaB that was left out and lost it's carbonation.
 

Shru1kan

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http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/b472/

That
Cant believe it wasn't posted before me.
 

tthor

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dead babies.

they grind up dead babies into a fine red powder, add herbs and water, and VUALA! you have a health potion.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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I would buy the fruit punch flavoured potions. I would really hope they tasted like fruit punch, the other things that have been said make me glad I'm not in an RPG (except for Ginger Ale and a few others, I could go for those).

Also, there should be competing brands of health potions in games, or at least have them advertise flavours somewhere...
 

Samcanuck

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Probably are a herb concoction since it's either herb or healing potion in a game...sometimes both. Probably taste like buckleys, only worse. I mean if the bad shit works, and health potions REALLY work. Boom.
 

xqxm

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Semen.

It makes sense man, it gives life. Semen and blood maybe. Most of them are red, you know.