What Do You Think Is Inside Gman's Suitcase?

[shadowelancer]

A suitcase with a smaller suitcase inside of it with a smaller suitcase with a smaller suitcase inside with a smaller suitcase inside with a smaller suitcase inside with a smaller suitcase inside with a black hole inside.

 

[Thimblefoot]

Inside G-Man's suitcase is a framed picture of his mum, a pair of smelly socks and some black pudding.

 

[Weaver]

I'd say it's eggs.

 

[soren7550]

This:
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/what-g-man-keeps-in-his-briefcase/a-2007101915496515057

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

His laptop, so he can check Facebook every 15 minutes.

How many friend request have i got, NONE aww nobody loves me...

Nobody loves an evil intergalactic beaucrate.

I do... hes just so cool.

I think that all of the universes in existence are in his suitcase.

 

[quiet_samurai]

The unmelted remains of his very own companion cube he was forced to destroy when he was a child who was orphaned at birth and adopted by Apeture Science for medical testing.

 

[dukethepcdr]

Maybe a clown costume. Never know when you might need one.

 

[RetiarySword]

An apple, a ham sandwich and some paperwork i guess.

QFT

 

[cptjack42]

A large purple dildo.

That's right, Gordon Freeman is yet another victim of brorape.

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

Another suitcase.

 

[AceDiamond]

Same thing as whatever was in Marcellus Wallace's Briefcase.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

Schrödinger's cat.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

His porn stash.

Or, Portal 2!

...

GIVE ME THAT FREKAING SUITCASE!!!!!

 

[phar]

Porn magazines and a towel.

 

[Yokai]

Well, despite the fact that it's already been resolved (paper, pencils and a pistol) I secretly believe that the G-man carries a limitless number of watermelons in his suitcase which will stream forth and consume the world were he ever to open it.

 

[MasterSqueak]

A copy of every Half-Life game ever made, a list of cheats, the book "LUA-Scripting For Dummies", and an empty universe for "Client Storage". All the essentials.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

In HL1, if you noclip, you can see that he has a big ID card and a gun in his suitcase. Hmmmmmm......

Or maybe he has some time-controlling sandwiches. I dunno.

 

[SoonerMatt]

He thinks it's $1 million, but it's really a phonebook and he hasn't realized that she kidnapped herself yet.

 

[Plauged1]

I am in the Gman's suitcase.

Would you stay on your side, you are kicking me.=/

In truth, I think it is probably the universe or something capable of destroying the universe.