What Do You Think Is Inside Gman's Suitcase?

[chumpzilla_69]

The contents of 1 G-man suitcase :

His papers
A Cornish Pastie
Henry Winkler
General Hindenburg
Bolivia
JFK
Spare socks

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

A roll of toilet paper, a paperclip, some hair pins, Blu tac and a swiss army knife.
Thats right- Gman is MacGuyver

 

[BlindTom]

Rice.

 

[51gunner]

The Higgs Boson.

 

[Syphonz]

Some dirty pictures of everyone's mother, 2-for-1 coupon at Dennie's, reading glasses, self help book on how to disappear within a moments notice, map of Ukraine, results of March Mayhem before it even begins.

 

[klarr]

a bunch of dildos!
no no umm probably a gun

 

[gigastrike]

It's a pistol. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WatbUygUKbc]

That's pretty definative. Some papers, some pencils, and a gun. Mystery solved.

 

[TriggerHappyJoe]

He has, written down the answer to every question ever asked by anyone

 

[Cheesus333]

Chuck Norris' beard.

 

[Adnaan]

Crackers.

Edit: Oooo too late.

 

[new_age_reject]

GAY PORN!! *ahem*

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Gordon Freeman

 

[teh_gunslinger]

A G-sammich made by his G-wife made in her G-kitchen in their G-house which their G-dog nearly ate.

Does she have a G-spot?

For some reason the idea of a G-dog cracked me up. I wonder if there are any G-kids? And what does he do when he gets home from work? Feet up on the table and infront of the tube?

 

[ElephantGuts]

A smaller briefcase. And a smaller briefcase in that one. And in that one-CP.

 

[TopHatTim]

His laptop, so he can check Facebook every 15 minutes.

How many friend request have i got, NONE aww nobody loves me...

Nobody loves an evil intergalactic beaucrate.

but is he really that evil? if you really think back hes always taking gordon freeman to places so he can save humanity really...

BUT f*ck whats in the suitcase! who the hell is the G-man...
im pretty sure his company has share holders on it and he must keep it on track so that
they dont lose money...aliens get in the way so gordon has to help him..

 

[DrDeath3191]

Your soul.

 

[rockingnic]

I'm just gonna put out the truth... G. Freeman's balls! Oh and almost forgot the code for half-life's version of the BFG. XD

 

[Corpse XxX]

Piece of paper with the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body..

 

[Booze Zombie]

"An Aperture Science handheld portal device."

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Marcelus Wallace's dirty laundry.

You Sir, Just made my day. You get A golden parakeet to sit on your shoulder for that.