What do you think is the most believable conspiracy theory is?

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TaborMallory

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TaborMallory said:
This lady knows her shit.
Emptor said:
I.....um.........what........um...........no.......this is a joke......right?PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.
Viva La Bob said:
Please, please, please tell me that this is just a viral and is not real.
This brings about a dark day for reality...
Repent the apocalypse is coming
It saddens me to say this, but there really are people like this in the world.
 

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WrongSprite said:
Never heard that one. I think the theory that Kurt Cobain was killed is fairly convincing. The fact that the shotgun was too long for him to shoot himself has me stumped.
I'm seconding that one

Also, not really a conspiracy theory, but I think there is a loch ness monster, but there's a lot of doubt surrounding it
 

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coxafloppin said:
Probley that lady gaga is a man, that counts right?
Have you the kind of things she wears on stage? If she's a man she's a very, very small one.

I'd have to agree with the lady in the video. What's in our water supply that creates a rainbow!?

...Joking, btw

I personally like the recent one that Michael Jackson faked his death. Look at the facts. Look at how well his albums and singles have been doing since his death. He is making millions apoun millions of dollars and he's supposidly not even alive for it.

With that kind of money he could pay off his dept and find some place far away to live out the rest of his life in peace.

And about the body, I recon Madam Two Swords was in on the deal. He's practically a wax work anyway.
 

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Hail Fire 998 said:
I'm convinced that the US government is testing Black Aircraft as we speak.
You never heard of Operation Soul Plane [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367085/], you got me?!
Im thinking more like Aurora [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_(aircraft)]. But that is a very good point you came up with.
 

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i believe that Rev. Jeremiah Wright intentionally sacrificed his dignity and his public image so that Obama could denounce him and get elected. not really a conspiracy theory but that's the closest thing i actually believe.
 

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I do believe that the Trade Towers was "helped" in their destruction. Two planes fully loaded and flamable slam into buildings. The towers fell evenly and onto themselves. Physics and structural design should have had the buildings fall off of their beams and outwards. Also the first level the colapsed on each tower seemed to break evenly. My uncles and i had a dinner discussion about it and my cousin who is an army engineer also added the evidence that the tower should have bent towards where the beams where broken/bent/weakened by the impact. If the towers fell outward their could have been many more people killed. I believe that the towers where destroyed by charges and the planes for effect. It doesn't change that this was a regretable loss of life. for the dead RIP,
 

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LaBambaMan said:
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Undercover said:
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Panzer_God said:
I like the Freemason idea. It's complete BS but some of my friends joined a Masonic Temple so they'd be on the right side when the time comes.
I'm a Mason, and we're not up to anything. Trust me, most of us are just old men.
AHA! That's just what "They" want us to think!

I am so just kidding. I actually wrote a short story in High School about a guy who gets hit by lightning, and goes into a parallel dimension where he meets "Them" (You know, the people that you're talking about when you say things like "They say that blah blah blah") I can't remember all the dialogue, but I remember the best line from it: Main character: "Wait, you mean you're them? As in they? As in the "them" that everyone gives everything credit for?" Them: "That's right, that's us." Main character: "They say that you guys don't really exist." Them: "No we didn't."
I actually had someone accuse me of being a part of the conspiracy in high school because I was in a youth group organized by us Masons, to which I simply walked away laughing at his craziness.
Wait! Are you telling me the Masons aren't conquering the world with genetically engineered radioactive fish children with missile fingers!?
Missile fingers? That's just silly, we give them missile nipples....oh wait...said too much. Where do you live, what with having to kill you now.
You know what's sad? Someone going to see that and think your telling the truth.
 

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TaborMallory said:
FelixFox. said:
TaborMallory said:
This lady knows her shit.
I don't understand this, is the water reflecting a rainbow or something?
Yes, but she thinks the government is putting some kind of chemical in her water.
Ohhh, I was confused as to what was causing it. She is an idiot...

Thank you for the clarification.
 

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Megan Fox is actually an amalgam of CGI, animatronics, and holograms.

It makes sense, have you ever actually touched a Megan Fox?
 

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LaBambaMan said:
Undercover said:
LaBambaMan said:
Panzer_God said:
I like the Freemason idea. It's complete BS but some of my friends joined a Masonic Temple so they'd be on the right side when the time comes.
I'm a Mason, and we're not up to anything. Trust me, most of us are just old men.
AHA! That's just what "They" want us to think!

I am so just kidding. I actually wrote a short story in High School about a guy who gets hit by lightning, and goes into a parallel dimension where he meets "Them" (You know, the people that you're talking about when you say things like "They say that blah blah blah") I can't remember all the dialogue, but I remember the best line from it: Main character: "Wait, you mean you're them? As in they? As in the "them" that everyone gives everything credit for?" Them: "That's right, that's us." Main character: "They say that you guys don't really exist." Them: "No we didn't."
I actually had someone accuse me of being a part of the conspiracy in high school because I was in a youth group organized by us Masons, to which I simply walked away laughing at his craziness.


(Sigh) I have entirely too much time on my hands. Damn self-employment.

I'm gonna go outside and talk to a girl.
A what now?
Ok I'm going to have to add "No eating" to the list of things not to be doing when I'm reading through thread posts. (Wipes teriyaki chicken off of monitor)

My buddy is a 3rd generation mason, and besides acknowledging that there is indeed a secret handshake, (or he was just fucking with me) nothing nefarious as far as he knows goes on in the masons.

BUT I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE SECRET, ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE THAT NO ONE ELSE DOES

You know, about masonry, construction, physics, etc. What did you think I meant?

I do have a question though that my friend couldn't answer. Is it true that some of the mason's members can trace their ancestry as far back as ancient egypt? If so, that is really, I mean REALLY impressive.

I once knew a guy (18 year old Carpenter's apprentice) who was a mason legacy, but couldn't keep his mouth shut about certain things. I bet you know what I'm talking about. Certain symbols on pieces of jewellery and what not. (And I'm not stupid enough to elaborate, so don't worry.) After a while he stopped talking about masonic subjects altogether, I mean he wouldn't even admit he was a mason. I'd imagine the penalties for giving away traditions (Notice how I said traditions rather than secrets?) would be pretty steep. Being a mason has a lot of privileges I wish I'd had when I was in the trades...
 

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Moon Landing is a classic, I think it happened (as portrayed in the media not a fabrication) but I can believe they might engineer a cover-up. While normally this would bother me but as we are definitely capable of it now it's not something worth debating...
 

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J-meMalone said:
JFK was assassinated by an alternative timeline version of himself as three men and a mechanoid messed up the original assassin's shot.

Kudos to anyone who recognises the reference.
Aww Smeg. Its red dwarf.

Tbh, JFK is the one i dont believe.

DarkRyter said:
Megan Fox is actually an amalgam of CGI, animatronics, and holograms.

It makes sense, have you ever actually touched a Megan Fox?
Slow Motion boobs dont lie - She's real. haha