What do you think is the most believable conspiracy theory is?

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Scaredpanther0101

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What is your favourite conspiracy theory and do you think it is believable? My favourite is the New Age in 2012 although im not sure it is quite certain.
 

WrongSprite

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Never heard that one. I think the theory that Kurt Cobain was killed is fairly convincing. The fact that the shotgun was too long for him to shoot himself has me stumped.
 

Avaholic03

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I'd say UFO's are probably real. The aliens probably think we're too stupid to bother making contact with. I can't blame them.
 

RebelRising

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John F. Kennedy being assassinated by the Mossad on Ben-Gurion's orders. There is enough evidence to suggest that Israel had motive, and that both Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby were both silenced permanently. Ruby kills Oswald, who claimed he was a patsy, before he can go to trial, and Ruby later died of a terminal illness after appealing for a re-trial, fearing for his life and wanting protection (wink, wink). He said he was "framed" for the murder of Oswald. Furthermore, he was in perfect health his entire life until he was diagnosed with cancer, of which he died only three weeks after. That's a quick-acting, abrupt, and all too convenient way for him to suddenly leave the picture.
 

Undercover

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I could tell you, but then of course I would have to kill you.

Besides, THEY'RE LISTENING! THEY'RE ALWAYS LISTENING!

-Puts on tin foil hat and waits for 2012
 

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TaborMallory said:
This lady knows her shit.
Yeah I heard about that hick.

Would someone first please explain to this barely verbal smacktard of a woman what 'spell check' is? (Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, in my opinion, makes someone lose credibility more than when they can't even spell their own bloody conspiracy properly.) And secondly, would someone explain that a freakin' rainbow is sunlight spread out into its spectrum of colors and diverted to the eye of the observer by water droplets, but put it into language that her uneducated, Southern United States brain can understand?

"God does it."

People like her make me want to dig out my own eyes with sharpened, red hot SPOONS.
 

J-meMalone

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JFK was assassinated by an alternative timeline version of himself as three men and a mechanoid messed up the original assassin's shot.

Kudos to anyone who recognises the reference.
 

Golden Gryphon

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Undercover said:
TaborMallory said:
This lady knows her shit.
Yeah I heard about that hick.

Would someone first please explain to this barely verbal smacktard of a woman what 'spell check' is? (Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, in my opinion, makes someone lose credibility more than when they can't even spell their own bloody conspiracy properly.) And secondly, would someone explain that a freakin' rainbow is sunlight spread out into its spectrum of colors and diverted to the eye of the observer by water droplets, but put it into language that her uneducated, Southern United States brain can understand?

"God does it."

People like her make me want to dig out my own eyes with sharpened, red hot SPOONS.
The best part is that they tell you how rainbows are formed practically as soon as you start school and have your first science lesson. Apparently she wasn't paying attention even then.
 

Undercover

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Golden Gryphon said:
Undercover said:
TaborMallory said:
This lady knows her shit.
Yeah I heard about that hick.

Would someone first please explain to this barely verbal smacktard of a woman what 'spell check' is? (Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, in my opinion, makes someone lose credibility more than when they can't even spell their own bloody conspiracy properly.) And secondly, would someone explain that a freakin' rainbow is sunlight spread out into its spectrum of colors and diverted to the eye of the observer by water droplets, but put it into language that her uneducated, Southern United States brain can understand?

"God does it."

People like her make me want to dig out my own eyes with sharpened, red hot SPOONS.
The best part is that they tell you how rainbows are formed practically as soon as you start school and have your first science lesson. Apparently she wasn't paying attention even then.
I think you're giving her too much credit by assuming she actually went to school.

I'm just gonna climb back up on my pedestal now. (Grunts) There, that's better. ;)
 

Hazert

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J-meMalone said:
JFK was assassinated by an alternative timeline version of himself as three men and a mechanoid messed up the original assassin's shot.

Kudos to anyone who recognises the reference.
RED DWARF FTW! Most plausible conspiracy theory out there really.
 

Panzer_God

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I like the Freemason idea. It's complete BS but some of my friends joined a Masonic Temple so they'd be on the right side when the time comes.
 

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WrongSprite said:
Never heard that one. I think the theory that Kurt Cobain was killed is fairly convincing. The fact that the shotgun was too long for him to shoot himself has me stumped.
Some idiot once publicly suggested that he used his toe to pull the trigger on the WAY too long shotgun.

Uh, okay that makes sense, but how did he put his shoe back on after he shot himself?

Yeah that one bugs me too...
 

LaBambaMan

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Most believable? Well, none that i've heard. All the theories end up sounding like cockamamie stories that some whack-job who never leaves his basement for fear that the fucking CIA is outside watching him or something because he's "so smart" and "knows the truth".

I can believe in logical things, such as intelligent life in other solar systems, but stuff like the CIA had Kennedy killed just boggles my mind in absurdity. Or the whole "Bush planned 9/11" nonsense, it's all mindless gibberish from rambling lunatics with an unhealthy obsession with poorly written movies.
 

LaBambaMan

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Panzer_God said:
I like the Freemason idea. It's complete BS but some of my friends joined a Masonic Temple so they'd be on the right side when the time comes.
I'm a Mason, and we're not up to anything. Trust me, most of us are just old men.