What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Secretly loves MW2...

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Secretly thinks Roxas is a whiny emo who needs to shut up.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Secretly wants to be 3D.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Secretly wants to be a .gif

 

[Scde2]

Secretly wishes to be a real boy.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly wants people to stab his eyes out.

 

[not_the_dm]

Secretly gave up two fellow DRPK spies.

 

[Robert632]

Is a KGB sleeper agent hiding in my stomach.

 

[Brandon237]

Used that avatar to hypnotise innocent schoolgirls to... help him... do his laundry... let's go with that.

 

[Scde2]

Is invading Leonardo DiCaprio's dreams.

 

[Brandon237]

Is dream-following me to find out whose dreams I've been invading.

 

[Robert632]

Tried to sneak about my house.

 

[Lust]

Does not have a cat that can breath under the sea.

*looks at avatar*

 

[Robert632]

Secretly wants my avatar's ass mounted on his mantle.

 

[Yarpie]

Talks loudly to themselves while cooking to make it seem like they have their own cooking show.

 

[Discord]

Secretly has a "Destroy the Earth Button" somewhere within its core

 

[Vrex360]

Is secretly a werewolf.

I mean a proper werewolf, not one of those cartoon dog werewolves. I mean the real deal, like a hideous monster.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Secretly has a werewolf fetish

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Does the running man when nobody's looking.

 

[Robert632]

Secretly hates all breakfast foods.