What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Scde2]

Stole his username from a 13 year old.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is actually four months old.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Is spying on me

 

[Scde2]

Stalks her own profiles.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Likes to wear womens underwear

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Secretly has two eyes.

 

[Scde2]

Secretly has a hat underneath that hat.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Broke the key in the door lock

 

[Robert632]

Secretly filled his walls with uranium for fun.

 

[Venom 3135]

has a secret hobby...[sub][sub]nuth said[/sub][/sub]

 

[Robert632]

Once tied a gorilla to a kitten to see what would happen.

 

[Venom 3135]

once watched me tie a gorilla to a kitten.

 

[Crayzor]

Knocks on the windows of residential homes dressed as the grim reaper.

 

[Robert632]

Dresses in a gorilla-dressed-in-a-man-costume costume to feel sexy.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Is actually a dog pretending to be a cat.

 

[Robert632]

Works at a gas station that pretends it's a Mcdonalds.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Makes cat pies and feeds them to small children.

 

[Shemming]

Actualy has two eyes.

 

[not_the_dm]

Sets fire to African villages....

For fun...

 

[Scde2]

Sets African villages to fire.

For SCIENCE.