What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[StormShaun]

He is a hat ninja!

I like to call myself "The Famous Hatjacker"

He is also looking for payback.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is a mind reader from the future!

*gets out laser gun*

 

[Ren3004]

Has a malfunctioning laser gun.

 

[M0rp43vs]

He is the reason why duke nukem was delayed

 

[Ren3004]

He is the reason The Hobbit was delayed.

 

[pyramid head grape]

He is the evil baron. ^^

 

[Ren3004]

He's the good baron.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Has taken over the world. we just don't know it yet

 

[Ren3004]

Knew I took over the world and didn't tell anyone.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Has a sniper pointed at my head and just waiting for me to post something bad about him

 

[Ren3004]

Has an anvil suspended above me and is holding the rope.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Is the Wiz, and nobody beats him.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Except for this guy. But it's supposed to be a secret... oops

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has rabid fangirls.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Is one of them

 

[Ren3004]

Is also one of them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is the only fanboy in the crowd trying cash in on the fangirl demographic.

 

[Ren3004]

Doesn't realize that when they get turned down by M0rp43vs, all those fangirls are gonna need some support.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Isn't a clever bastard sometimes.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Him and ren don't realise that the girls are all either imaginary(though I could always wish) or all boys trying to cash in on the fangirl craze.

Wait, does that mean I'm stalked by guys instead of girls?