What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Will bomb Saskatoon for ransom.

 

[StormShaun]

Needs more bacon...A WHOLE MORE BACON!

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Is obsessed with bacon and secretly wants to come to Norway to taste liver paté with bacon on it.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Is actually elvis presley in hiding

 

[StormShaun]

Hiding the fact that he will die VERY soon.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Likes to kill people that say that other people is Elvis Presley because it is really him who's Elvis.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Once bodyslammed The Pope.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Once firebombed a Mexican village.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Isn't really a blonde.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Doesn't think my post count is impressive, at all.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Stalks me on the subway. >>

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

(Damn it, post!)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Eats sandwiches at Subway... <.<

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Plans to steal my sandwiches.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Misses Goat and his schemes.

 

[Sassafrass]

Is a secret fan of Digimon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a secret fan of France.

 

[Ren3004]

*gasp* He dares accuse people of liking France.

 

[M0rp43vs]

stole my soul and won't give it back

 

[Ren3004]

Has a terrible soul.