What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is on fire.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a nurse.

 

[Dango]

Be frontin'.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Is a doctor

 

[GodofDisaster]

Is a butcher.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is butcher Pete.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is lord of the dance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Always carries a pokeball with him just in case.

 

[Dango]

Has eyebrows the size of a small mouth bass.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Know's I carry two Masterballs with me at all time, just in case.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has Magikarp in each of those Masterballs.

 

[Dango]

Gets masterballs and meatballs confused.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Planning revenge O.O

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a deep fear that the moon is getting closer.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Scares the moon away.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Thinks he can talk to the moon and that the moon talks back.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thinks that snow comes from the moon.

 

[GodofDisaster]

You mean it doesn't!

Thinks the planets should all be named after him.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yes. Yes they should. This planet would be named Dave 1.2, the sun would be Awesome Express IV, the moon would be Dave 1.0, Jupiter would be D.A.V.E., and so on.

OT: Thinks every book ever written is about him, in some way or another.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a military robot gone rogue.