What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Loves everyone, especially Zoidberg.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Will probably go on a shooting spree soon.

Is afraid his preparations are inadequate to defend himself from my wrath.

 

[Dango]

Believes wearing a cape is dressing casually.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a full suit of armour just for the next time he's invited to a suit only event.

 

[Dango]

Goes from door to door delivering fresh bottles of pain.

 

[Sacman]

Once killed a man with a model train set...

 

[Dango]

Is the conductor of a model train.

 

[Sacman]

Wants a ride on said train...<.<

 

[Dango]

Wouldn't let me.

 

[Sacman]

Won't accept anything other than the first class seats... even though those are reserve seats only...

 

[Dango]

Has the connections to get me one of those seats, but still wouldn't.

 

[Sacman]

Knows that its against the railways rules...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Likes trains. *Train crash*

 

[pyramid head grape]

Likes buses! >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Likes zombies.

 

[Dango]

Is hiding inside my pantry.

 

[retyopy]

Secretly led the great Moscovian Cat hullabaloo of '78.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Went to the mall to get milk once.

And that's how the great London fire happened.