What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dango]

Owns the most awesomely silly hat to ever be created.

 

[Sacman]

Explodes constantly...<.<

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Once sent Google a recursive broadcast packet. Killed Google.

 

[Sacman]

Has fermented to become Issac the wine...<.<

 

[Dango]

Has a funky 70s' theme song that follows him where ever he goes.

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Has fermented to become Issac the wine...<.<

Has not comprehended that my name is spelt with two A's. Also fails at trolling.

OT: Tripped on a brick. Thus wrote the numa-numa song

 

[Dr.Susse]

Smells burnt toast every time Tom Cruise does something weird.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Slaughters Bothan spies.

 

[mParadox]

Is actually punching the dessert.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Switched the plate when I wasn't looking so I'd be punching into his cake.

 

[mParadox]

Totally doesn't know that I didn't bake cake today. >.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Totally made me do something unexpected...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is going to use his blog to fund a pokemon cult.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is going to join.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Secretly wants me to join his Pokemon Cult.

[sup]Which I totally would[/sup]

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Wishes to stab Ichigo in the face.

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes to take a bullet for me.

 

[Dango]

Stupid captcha post multiplication...