What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[staika]

@Para: If I try hard then I will make it to the VIP table in no time!!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Staika has never played any Sonic game.

 

[mParadox]

Has satellites in Uranus.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Probes Uranus daily.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Is always taking satellite images of Uranus.

 

[mParadox]

Has expressed an interest in high definition pictures of Uranus.

 

[steeple]

plans on opening colonies in uranus...

 

[mParadox]

Wants to explore Uranus thoroughly.

 

[steeple]

led the first expedition to uranus, but encountered mild resistance

 

[mParadox]

Nothing I couldn't handle. An overall satisfactory expedition. I'll gladly visit Uranus again.

 

[steeple]

I hear uranus is crowded at the holidays...
so many tourists...

 

[mParadox]

Well it would. But it really can't handle to many tourists. It's a fragile thing and might cause problems for all of us.

 

[steeple]

that's a shame, there are being who booked a ticket for uranus from months ago, and were hoping on visiting it...

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Is Lying.

 

[steeple]

he once confused sarcasm with circumcision... never again...

 

[mParadox]

He tried introducing Bieber to a gang of rappers.

 

[steeple]

used to be a rapper, but was changed after listening to some "interesting" music...

 

[mParadox]

Used to be a DJ, but then he took a disc to the face.

Now he rocks the Underworld. D:

 

[steeple]

used to be an adventurer, but is now retired and owns a very successful arrow-shop...

 

[mParadox]

They call themselves guards. Pfft, they wouldn't know what it takes to be a guard even if they took an arrow to the knee. Which they did and now they call themselves 'adventurer's. Disgraceful.

OT: Buys all my stock of Daedric arrows and sells them to the Khajit.