What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[AwesomeExpress]

He wants to become French.

 

[steeple]

He wants to become French.

why I NEVER!

OT: doesnt know enough about the french...

 

[Kuroneko97]

Wants to start his own internet in case SOPA passes.

With blackjack! And hookers!

 

[Dango]

Is runnin' around at the speed of sound, has places to go and will follow her rainbow.

 

[StormShaun]

Wants a friendly hug.

 

[mParadox]

he's afraid to derail this thread all by himself!

Alliance! *bro fist*

 

[steeple]

Wants to start his own internet in case SOPA passes.

With blackjack! And hookers!

in fact, forget the internet and the blackjack!

OT: shall we commence?

 

[mParadox]

Aye Captain!

 

[steeple]

I feel so dastardly evil!

 

[mParadox]

You feel so good it feels bad! O3O

 

[steeple]

I thought you knew I dont swim that way...

 

[mParadox]

I thought you didn't swim west. When did you start swimming south? O3O

 

[steeple]

around the same time you started running upwards

 

[mParadox]

Aaaaah. Downside is so mainstream. >.>

 

[steeple]

you know what's funny? being against the mainstream is now mainstream!

 

[mParadox]

How hippy. o.o

 

[steeple]

think about it: to truly be a hipster today, you need to trust your government completely and agree that the authorities and establishment only want what's best for you...

 

[mParadox]

I know right? Gotta love the changing standards. :3

 

[steeple]

life is the greatest parody of all...

 

[mParadox]

I don't drink the Badge and so! I give it to the next person who needs it. O.O