What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[AwesomeExpress]

He wants to be stuck in a never ending loop where he's constantly chopping onions in a room full of children, making them all cry.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Owner of the kindness ray! O3O Put it back!

 

[mParadox]

Secretly knows that it was I who scribed that list. >.>

 

[pyramid head grape]

On a hunt for more pubclub!

 

[steeple]

he wants to join in the derailment of every thread, but he wants to do it alone, so he foils anyone attempt at it other then his own

 

[mParadox]

Is always footloose.

 

[steeple]

he's fruit-loops as we speak!

 

[mParadox]

We are the World~

 

[steeple]

has a weird perception of reality

 

[mParadox]

Contributes to the perception daily.

 

[steeple]

thinks I'm part of reality

 

[steeple]

once shot a man just to see him bleed...

 

[mParadox]

Makes sure everyone has a tool kit.

 

[Dango]

Is Johnny Cash.

 

[steeple]

bowser's secretary

 

[steeple]

he cant handle the truth!

 

[steeple]

is a terminator sympathizer

 

[steeple]

same thing, only he eats in a dress

 

[steeple]

we think he's a nice guy, but he's actually a tomato!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Love the letter I !