What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[steeple]

you'd better, or else you'd be fired... from a cannon straight to the sun...

 

[mParadox]

I miss going to the Sun. ;~;

 

[steeple]

yeah, the organized tours there were a blast...

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

You wanna go to the Moon instead? WHY WAIT!?

Ninjas, man. They're everywhere.

 

[steeple]

his favorite band is rubber...

and why must you have such addictive avatars?!

 

[mParadox]

I liked that avatar... then I noticed the overpriced headphones that pony is sporting. o.o

 

[steeple]

@caramel: you magnificent bastard...

OT: once killed a man using only his left pinkie

 

[mParadox]

The man thought he could take my pinkie and survive. Little did he know...

 

[steeple]

well, it turns out the pinkie took him in the end...

 

[steeple]

his image isnt working...

 

[mParadox]

@Frappe: Hey, I have Beats earphones. They're good. And I'm impressed that they never tangle. o.o Well sometimes, but who cares?!

 

[mParadox]

@Frappe: Mine are... red white. They're nice to look at and they stand out among the all black earphones. :3

I think it's the price point you see. These are expensive little doodads.

 

[Kuroneko97]

(Hi there!)

Well, hello. *Licks lips seductively* Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.

Spoiler: Rawr.

 

[steeple]

that was... extremely disturbing...

TEACH ME, MASTER!

 

[Kuroneko97]

I SHALL!!!!...not.

 

[steeple]

I was just thinking you'd have time to help a young lad learn the ways of the troll...
but I guess I'll just be going on then...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has 2,000,000 stolen pens.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Stole them for Steeple

 

[kaveradeo]

Ipod is muted

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Face is ways stuck like that