What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[lRookiel]

The cookies he is guarding are actually raisin cookies so that's the downfall to anyone who gets passed him.

Ninja'd

No no no, they are a variety of chocolates :3, no raisins/sultanas ALLOWED! only real cookies ^^

 

[mParadox]

*plants confetti rockets* @_@

 

[mParadox]

Found out about my crush and made her disappear. ;~;

 

[mParadox]

Is not really sorry and plans to make Uma disappear too! D':

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

eats kittens, those high fiber snacks that they are.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Eats people! D;

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Is secretly leader of the green hat lords, a bunch of malevolent overlords scheming to take over my local post office!

 

[steeple]

eats muffins but never gains a pound

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

prefers hobbits over mutton! (+4.6 cookies if you know where its from and send me a letter with answer and 3 of your toes!)

 

[pyramid head grape]

MUFFIN HATER!

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Prefers red'ish blue hats over green ones.

 

[steeple]

will eat us all when he evolves...

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

will eat us all when he evolves...

Silly billy! its a urugaan! its a herbivore :3 bit OT: secretly loves the Fonz

 

[pyramid head grape]

Bust'en steeple's chops!

[sub]*Pounces*[/sub]

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Makes confusing slanderous accusations about chops

 

[mParadox]

Is new here. Which means... soul. o.o

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

.......still not getting ya....? but....soul is a fish right? i mean, it CANT be anything else...

 

[mParadox]

AHAHAHA! He says he has no idea what a soul is! Hehe. Silly silly mortal.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

all i know is that i tend to make things combust. SPONTANEOUSLY.

 

[mParadox]

... HALT CITIZEN! You're partaking in something which is not yours! Spontaneous combustion belongs to ShockValue.