What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?
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Oh, I got it.
This user is a secret member of the most seekritest sect of Scientology, and is affiliated with Al Qaeda, as well as the remnants of the KKK, the Soviet Union, and the Nazi party.
Not only that, but he's also a member of a Satanist cult, as well as a cult dedicated to resurrecting Cthulu.
But only that, but he is currently directing many agents scattered throughout the world, gathering many technological devices and geniuses of both spiritual and technological knowledge, and is gathering them to create a machine and a ritual to form the ultimate hellspawn: Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws.
But not only that, but he's also manipulating Obama, and will rig the 2012 election so that, on the day that Obama gets reelected, he will direct his armies all over the world, sacrificing all of humanity to the evil that is Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws, and will use the comedic genius of LRR, Yahtzee, and other reviewers on the Escapist as well as other sites to create brainwashing propaganda so that we hail Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws as our one and only god, when he is, in actuality, linking us all to batteries so that all humanity becomes a living battery to supply Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws as he begins his conquest to take over the galaxy!!!
... Or maybe he just has a 7 GB folder of porn hidden somewhere on his computer. It's probably the latter.
This user is a secret member of the most seekritest sect of Scientology, and is affiliated with Al Qaeda, as well as the remnants of the KKK, the Soviet Union, and the Nazi party.
Not only that, but he's also a member of a Satanist cult, as well as a cult dedicated to resurrecting Cthulu.
But only that, but he is currently directing many agents scattered throughout the world, gathering many technological devices and geniuses of both spiritual and technological knowledge, and is gathering them to create a machine and a ritual to form the ultimate hellspawn: Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws.
But not only that, but he's also manipulating Obama, and will rig the 2012 election so that, on the day that Obama gets reelected, he will direct his armies all over the world, sacrificing all of humanity to the evil that is Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws, and will use the comedic genius of LRR, Yahtzee, and other reviewers on the Escapist as well as other sites to create brainwashing propaganda so that we hail Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws as our one and only god, when he is, in actuality, linking us all to batteries so that all humanity becomes a living battery to supply Robotic Cthulu Chuck Norris riding Jaws as he begins his conquest to take over the galaxy!!!
... Or maybe he just has a 7 GB folder of porn hidden somewhere on his computer. It's probably the latter.
Redlin5 said:
but is it over nine thousand? :goes into hole to beat himself for that heinous Meme usage: