What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Wrote three books while asleep. And got them published.

 

[mParadox]

Knows my secret to fabulous hair. >.>

 

[PotluckBrigand]

^ Likes Twilight. Says he's team Edward... but is secretly team Jacob.

 

[mParadox]

His destiny in life is to make women regret getting with their boyfriends in the first place.

I think I'm succeeding in that regard.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Is secretly a munchkin.

 

[mParadox]

If you mean succeeding as in capturing Twilight's heart then yes
you've just scored yourself a pony. lol you mad? (joke)

Twilight Sparkle is cute. :3

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Malty milk whistle is totally not confused by all these names....He also likes referring to himself in the three point fifth person.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Throws angry kittens at his enemys!

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Secretly loves All things chrome ;D

 

[pyramid head grape]

Has all the smarts!

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Actually KNOWS where dragons come from.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Wants to know where unicorns come from.

 

[Philol]

Owns the world using an army of flying pigs!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is made of chocolate.

 

[mParadox]

Wrote a fanfic and it was successful.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Was once confused as an escaped convict.

 

[mParadox]

Confused a civilian as an escaped convict.

 

[mParadox]

Decidedly thought that the public sector, was the next day.

 

[steeple]

Spoiler: he's scaring the little girl...