What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[steeple]

he actually posts so much, that his post count resets each morning after getting to the maximum number

 

[lRookiel]

[sub]I wish [/sub]

OT: ODD actually stands for Obsessive Defecating Disorder :3

 

[steeple]

speaks only from experience...

 

[mParadox]

Has enough experience in abbreviations to know the truth about CIA!

 

[steeple]

is a member of the Canadian Inflammable Association

 

[mParadox]

Knows about my dealings. Not about the FBI though!

 

[steeple]

what's your connection to the Fabricated Bacon Institution?

 

[mParadox]

Nothing all!

[sub]He'll never find out about the NCIS.[/sub]

 

[Ldude893]

He shot both President Kennedy and President Lincoln, he was responsible for the Y2K incident (which happened, but nobody noticed) and he gives expired food to homeless shelters.

 

[mParadox]

He assumes many things.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

He's a suspicious character. We have the right to question his past.

 

[mParadox]

Demands bigger things. But always gets the short end of the stick.

 

[Philol]

Wishes to live in the centre of the Earth.

 

[mParadox]

Has a mansion there.

 

[JLML]

Built a secret area for the execution by firing squad of baby puppies and kittens, hidden in the middle of Sweden's capital city.


Got it from a Swedish fake/joke online newspaper. Link for those who want it.

 

[mParadox]

Shares jokes from obscure sources in hopes of stealing a house.

 

[JLML]

Points out others' deep, dark secrets in hopes of covering up his own.

 

[mParadox]

Speaks the truth. ;~;

 

[JLML]

Just said that to make me feel better. *,.,*

 

[Kuroneko97]

Wants to know how to say "Rhino-on-donkey porn" in Romanian.