What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Is way too early for the after party.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

forgot to bring the nachos

 

[zombiekiller1907]

doesn't know what he's talking about. Obviously, Nachos means guns.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

Doesn't read fine prints



Objection!

you didn't read the manual enough! According to it, there are two types of guns...

Spoiler: these ones

Spoiler: and these

I was pertaining to the latter. you must have been pertaining to the first one.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

doesn't know the full potential my "chachos"

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly doesn't have any "chachos".

 

[zombiekiller1907]

stole them from me

 

[Dr.Susse]

Makes awkward calls to radio stations.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

gets laughed at very frequently

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Is cupping a feel from an invisible man with Man boobs.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

knows how FABULOUS he is

 

[Dr.Susse]

Knits all of his clothing.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

wants it all for himself

 

[The Night Angel]

Wants to sell it to him at a discount price

 

[mParadox]

Will sell himself for a pound for every pound. >.>

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes that that were true

 

[mParadox]

Will buy me for the highest bid. <.<

 

[The Night Angel]

I'd buy you for twice the highest bid. Nobody is going to take my da from me