What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[The Night Angel]

Wishes I'd never left <.<

 

[mParadox]

Wishes I was his neighbour. >.>

 

[zombiekiller1907]

has some obvious relation with Para

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes he hadn't been ninja'd by Para <.<

 

[zombiekiller1907]

oh, didn't see that one...
content with me being ninja'd

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wasn't ninja'd, but posted a comment that looked like a ninja'ing to fool us all.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

gives me too much credit

 

[The Night Angel]

Wants even more credit.

 

[mParadox]

Demands the government to reimburse him for all the damage I caused during the Great Flood. >.>

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Plans on turning all the people in the world into peanut butter cookies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has destroyed my kingdom while I wasn't looking.

 

[mParadox]

Was looking at Rule 63. >.>

 

[The Night Angel]

Was looking at Redlin looking at rule 63 >.>

 

[mParadox]

Doesn't realize the appeal of a Rule 63 Redlin. <.<

 

[The Night Angel]

Doesn't realise the appeal of a 'Redlin watching rule 63'- Para...

 

[mParadox]

Must realize the impending apocalypse if a rule 63 version of me existed. >.>

 

[The Night Angel]

His deepest darkest secret is that he's afraid someone will guess his deepest darkest secret...

 

[mParadox]

Who can guess that it's dating Rule 63 me? Anyone? Any takers? No? Good.

 

[The Night Angel]

His deepest darkest secret is his plan to kill me in my sleep >.>

 

[mParadox]

Look son! I bought new pillows for you! All nice and snuggly.