What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Will sit by the sidelines and watch the war happen.

 

[LynxParadox]

will be the one selling arms to both sides then sitting back with some popcorn watching flames of war rage on between both companies!

 

[Living_Brain]

Will be Para's chair during that event.

 

[Dango]

Is made of chest.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Secretly has the nuclear launch codes

 

[Dango]

Is going to steal them from me in my sleep.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Knows aliens exist but won't tell anyone else what they look like

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Is a serial killer.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

That's not really a secret...

Secretly wants to melt the polar ice caps

 

[Dango]

Is the dinosaur.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is actually a squid.

 

[LynxParadox]

hunts squids!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I know he hunts whales for the LoLz

 

[mParadox]

Created LoL to hunt squids.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Is actually a Hyper-Chicken IRL.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is actually the Porygon-1500 and dreams of being a superior model

 

[Steppin Razor]

Is actually Jesus and still harbours a grudge over that whole crucifixion incident.

 

[mParadox]

Was modeled out of clay by bunnies.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Is the motherfucking bandit in a chopper on DayZ