What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is exactly in the place he wants to be.

 

[mParadox]

Presumably got ninja'd!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Isn't actually a demon

He's a magician!

 

[Jetut]

Is the actual slenderman and wants 20 dollars.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Is not, in fact, an Andalusian minstrel on the road with a rock band.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Lives in the waste disposal behind a whore house.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Kidnaps people and forces them to play board games

 

[Steppin Razor]

Kidnaps board games and forces them to play people.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Confuses Link with Zelda at least three times a day

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Didn't get fully certified at Demon Taming school

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is secretly displeased with life and is considering jumping down a well

 

[mParadox]

Considers joining the Taco Task Force.

 

[Tanner The Monotone]

Considers joining the Taco Task Force.

He doesn't know about the Taco Club.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/members/The-Taco-Club

 

[LynxParadox]

is in fact a burrito!

 

[mParadox]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/members/The-Taco-Club

O.O I want guns! GUNS!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is secretly displeased with life and is considering jumping down a well

You are perfect...... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/members/The-Taco-Club

Now wants to worship me as their rightful god