What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[sb666]

Is my number one customer. :3

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Can't wait for the end of the world riots to start so they can join in the looting

 

[sb666]

Will be the cause of the end of the world.

 

[mParadox]

Will push the Red button when no one else will.

Go on.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Pushes the Red Button to try and get a high off of it

It hasn't worked yet

 

[mParadox]

Pushes my button to get high.

Works everytime. :3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is secretly making his own demon/cake based Escapist faction.

 

[mParadox]

Is my second in command when asleep. >.>

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is the reason the Escapist can't have nice things...

Dang it mParadox T.T

 

[Slenn]

He is not really a psychic taco. He probably has nothing to do with the number 115 either.

 

[mParadox]

Is the reason the Escapist can't have nice things...

Dang it mParadox T.T

It's not my fault that we're all out of ideas. <.<

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Probably can't remember the right way to place the cutlery

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Forces PETA to euthanize all kittens cuter than him

 

[mParadox]

Wishes to melt all the bells to make a cannon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sunk the Titanic to prove a point about false advertising

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is Justin Bieber's cousin.

 

[sb666]

Will push the Red button when no one else will.

Go on.

Oh god Biebers everywhere!
OT: He is a real Pokemon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Poked his own eye out to have an eyepatch, like a pirate!