What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[mParadox]

Wishes to become my closest and most personal advisor.

 

[sb666]

That "Makes sense 25% of the time" quote is false, really only makes sense 5% of the time. :3

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has every song Ke$ha has ever written.

 

[sb666]

Oh god my secrets out! *jumps out the window*
OT is a member of the Loading Ready Run team :O

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has been PAUL ALL ALONG!

:O

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wants to thwart me just so he can usurp the Escapist himself!

 

[Scde2]

Wishes to t'zaggle the f'raggle

 

[Sacman]

Is too cool for us non-mods...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is actually a crooked mod.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Is a mod assassin.

Captcha: time lord.

[user]TimeLord[/user]... your demise is imminent.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Got a mental evaluation and isn't actually a mad scientist

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Isn't actually psychic.

 

[Euryalus]

He drinks the juice from the tuna can... He actually isn't all that interesting to be honest XD

[sub][sub][sub] I kid, I kid. He's actually a cyborg[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[LynxParadox]

Really hates cats, especially blue ones that speak

 

[sb666]

Is actually mParadox's in disguise.