What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Dr.Susse]

Has never had a catnap.

 

[Scde2]

Never had a drinknap

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Actually wants Santa to take a crap down his chimney

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has 13 days of Christmas.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Used a menorah to put on top of the Christmas tree

 

[Dr.Susse]

His parents where killed by a chimney sweep.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Was raised by trial and error.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

His mum took his spiked eggnog and gave it to the Christmas carolers

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

King of Portugal.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is constantly tipsy.

 

[Roxas1359]

Drinks nonalcoholic beer.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is addicted to placebos.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Only pretends to like beer; he much prefers ginger ale

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Doesn't know who Bruce Campbell is.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Went insane and started killing all her friends, because of a mysterious curse on the village

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really angry each time you see him smiling at you...