What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[sb666]

Loves everyone here unconsciously.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Loves everyone here unconditionally.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Never uses conditioner.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Gel's his hair.

 

[Folji]

Has no hair.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has too much hair.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Has Pokemon porn on his computer

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sleeps on a bed made of burritos.

 

[sb666]

Never had a burrito before.

 

[Scde2]

Creates alternate methods to wash cars.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Betrayed Leia to the Empire

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really your uncle.

 

[janjotat]

Is addicted to the Escapist

 

[sb666]

His heart is actually very warm.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hart is only mildly cold.

 

[MrCollins]

His heart is on fire.

 

[sb666]

Has no heart.