What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[janjotat]

Completely removed their heart and placed it in a jar

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is afraid of the month of August.

 

[sb666]

Is actually an Nintendo 64.

 

[janjotat]

Has bodies in the fridge

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Hacked someone's Steam account and made it their own

 

[Mullac]

Actually hates Tacos

 

[sb666]

Also hates Taco's.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really Grape.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Doesn't really have an account.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is a genius with a chainsaw.

 

[sb666]

Is a chainsaw murderer

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Can't break free from the machine

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really a pancake.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Is the PR manager of Team Rocket

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Knows too many secrets about magpies and must be destroyed.

 

[Kae]

Is secretly a Magypsy...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ate the heart of the Wolf mother.