What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Would like to slay Happy.

 

[Scde2]

Donates 3/5ths of his income to charity.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Makes use of a stunt double so he doesn't have to dance all day every day. =D

 

[Scde2]

Feeds Egyptian pharaohs to mongooses.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Moves like his avatar irl.

 

[Scde2]

Wishes to have the power to edit posts and uncensor self-censored words.

 

[thesilentman]

He is Kross' twin. Who is under the influence of amnesia. Very convenient...

 

[Scde2]

He is my secret admirer.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He secretly wants me dead.

 

[thesilentman]

He was the reincarnation of Hitler as a cute kitty who can't stop dancing. I swear all the cats are out to take over the world...

Spoiler: At least you're a kitty, which makes you safe this on this count. Not however for this one...

Man I want to pound this one to dust... THIS IS A DISGRACE TO HOHENHEIM!!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

He's actually a successful rap battler.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Hates all things that deal with fire.

 

[thesilentman]

Loves all... monkeys?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Isn't really silent at all.

 

[LynxParadox]

Is in fact a zapdos

 

[The Night Angel]

Isn't really a paradox, just a bit confusing