What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Likes to inhale really eggy farts through a straw

 

[DOOM GUY]

Actually is the Michelin Man, disguised as an engineer.

 

[kaveradeo]

Giggles when poked in the tummy

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sings the bass in a barber shop quartet cover band.

 

[UltraDeth]

Only shaves one side of their body head to toe

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has tattoos of his skeleton.

 

[UltraDeth]

Trims their toenails with their teeth

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Sucks their big toe instead of their thumb.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to experiment on raw sausages

 

[thesilentman]

Is a raw sausage.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has figured out how to download modern games on a NEO-GEO cartridge

 

[thesilentman]

Figured out how to hack into Congress using a brick.

 

[UltraDeth]

Attempted to brew a concoction made from boiled urine and body hair for military applications

 

[kailus13]

Drank that concotion.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has an intention to somehow enjoy this movie

 

[kailus13]

Uses the hashtag "#YOLOSWAG" unironically.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is afraid to hurt animals so they dissect themselves

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wrote a fan-fic once called Indiana Cones and the Crystal bong.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drew Red Dwarf rule 34

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Drew a loli version of Pugna from Dota 2.