What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Has a literal Gold finger in their closet

 

[MrCollins]

Is a red spy

 

[UltraDeth]

Cosplays as Jar-Jar Binks

 

[Teoes]

Hides under sinks in public toilets.

 

[Headsprouter]

His face really does just look like motion blur.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is attempting to make some weird monster that resembles his avatar and will inevitably go wrong

 

[Headsprouter]

Spoiler: Grrwwwll...

Keeps a stash of MLP merchandise under a floorboard in his bedroom.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Dislikes Squidward.

 

[UltraDeth]

Possess every ZZ Top album

 

[Dr.Susse]

Is one of the team that maintains their beards.

 

[Headsprouter]

Is operating the keyboard with his feet. That is, he's closer to Ripper Roo than you'd think..

 

[UltraDeth]

Has stared a Vagineer in the eye and survived

 

[UltraDeth]

Is aware that Happy is not the first blue cat

 

[Dr.Susse]

Formed the prog-rock band Beardfish and then was kicked out for being to "prog".

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bloody Ripper is his band's name.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is really a girl, but a hermaphrodite

 

[kailus13]

Hates Team Fortress 2.

 

[UltraDeth]

Collects fungus from deserted cocaine dens

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Killed UltraLyfe.