What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Addicted to white chocolate

 

[Teoes]

Addicted to meth

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Addicted to bass.

 

[UltraDeth]

Absolutely loves this film

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Likes to imagine he's Nicholas Cage.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to impersonate Pierce Brosnan

 

[Teoes]

Fancies Kurt Russell.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is really Harry Plinkett.

 

[kailus13]

Doesn't know who Harry Plinkett is.

 

[UltraDeth]

Has played Robocop vs. The Terminator

 

[Teoes]

LOVED Robocop vs Terminator.
(But hey, I actually did. Dat ED-209 gun.)

 

[UltraDeth]

Keeps a box of used clapper boards in their house

 

[Teoes]

Stole my used clapper boards. How else do you explain knowing about this collection when they're no longer to be found in my house?

 

[UltraDeth]

Secretly controls a Bond villain

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is controlled by an evil cat.

 

[UltraDeth]

Loves the smell of a film reel

 

[Teoes]

Is obsessed with film paraphernalia.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Love the smell of a sardine.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wears underwear inside out

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Breaks into people's houses and steals their daughter's panties.