What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Knows who Christy Mack is

 

[Teoes]

Is Christy Mack.

 

[UltraDeth]

Loves the smell of their own farts

 

[Teoes]

Loves the smell of other people's farts.

 

[UltraDeth]

Prefers to sleep under the bed

 

[Headsprouter]

Has a shrine to Vagineer in his basement/pantry/larder/fridge/computer.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to collect rare Toys

 

[Headsprouter]

-sniff- This is true... I spent £60 (half the usual price!!!) on a Dingodile action figure.

Is my number one fan/stalks my posts.

 

[Porygon-2000]

Has a disturbing fascination with German cuckoo clocks

 

[thesilentman]

Is my doctor.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is my son.

 

[UltraDeth]

Likes to fan girl over Jack Nicholson

 

[Teoes]

Likes to put ferrets down his trousers.

 

[UltraDeth]

Occasionally puts a turkey over their head and speaks in ancient r'lyehian

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has no idea what his avatar is about.

 

[MrCollins]

He once saw a Zapados in the wild.

 

[UltraDeth]

Is the only man who enjoys Pride and Prejudice

 

[Teoes]

Always preferred Jane Austin.

 

[UltraDeth]

Keeps a jar of toenail clippings on the mantelpiece

 

[Teoes]

Stole my jar of toenail clippings.