What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[UltraDeth]

Somehow managed to kick self in the crotch and hasn't recovered since

 

[NoOne852]

Uses children on leashes as nunchuks

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a face, we just can't see it in this light spectrum.

 

[staika]

Doesn't actually like pokemon D:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Stole his avatar from another forum.

 

[Headsprouter]

Psychotic* Lagomorph.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is actually a Legsprouter.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Had legs once. They were troublesome.....

 

[Neuromancer]

Cut my legs off so that he could use them in a Frankenstein-esque experiment.

 

[UltraDeth]

Melted their nail clippings into a gel as a substitute for tartar sauce

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has a lock of sporty spice's armpit hair.

 

[UltraDeth]

Takes botox injections in the foreskin. [sub] Dafuq? [/sub]

 

[staika]

Browses 4chan often

 

[UltraDeth]

Keeps a pilot light near their anus to ignite every single fart as some kind of Defence mechanism

 

[Dr.Susse]

Gets turned on by this thread.

 

[UltraDeth]

Rather true, old bean

Likes to terrify hospital patients with the worst impression of Christopher Walken ever

 

[Euryalus]

...By pretending to be Christopher Reeves...

OT: Is actually the ghost of kim jong il

 

[Neuromancer]

Is a good guy.

 

[UltraDeth]

Invited an arsonist round to tea

 

[Dr.Susse]

Made a life size whale out of kittens.