What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[OmniscientOstrich]

Used performance enhancing drugs to become the Intercontinental Hopscotch Champion of 2010.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Had a knife fight with bugs bunny.

 

[Headsprouter]

Knew Pedobear in his early school years.

 

[kailus13]

Once made out with Slenderman.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was a bronze medallist in the Olympic Vagina stretching contest

 

[kaveradeo]

Took the joke too far

 

[UltraDeth]

(No such thing)

Likes to pee down chimneys on Easter saturday

 

[kailus13]

Likes to stuff corpses dressed as Santa down chimneys on christmas eve.

 

[UltraDeth]

Goes to parties as Jeffry Dahmer

 

[Neuromancer]

Tried to bang his brother's wife on the wedding day.

 

[UltraDeth]

Used to have a filthy habit of snorting cocaine off their man-boobs

 

[kailus13]

Took pictures of Neuro doing that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Used to eat chocolate mixed with rat brains.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has seven wives.

 

[kailus13]

Is a crazy cat person.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

He murdered Amelia Earhart.

 

[UltraDeth]

Puts blue cheese on their feet

 

[Neuromancer]

Sold his kidney to make enough money to buy a new PC

 

[UltraDeth]

Tried to shave with a machete

 

[deserteagleeye]

Keeps a sock filled with 2 billiards in the back of his car at all times.