What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[kaveradeo]

Obviously hides his good taste.

 

[Scde2]

Tastes like strawberries.

 

[Robert632]

Flys with the sentient raspberries.

 

[kaveradeo]

Hates grape skittles.

 

[subject_87]

Secretly dresses up like Jules Winnfield, runs around in the streets, and shouts various internet memes all day.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Secretly likes to dance to lady GaGa.

 

[kaveradeo]

Secretly sings like Prince Poppycock.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Pretends he is a Gundam and tried to use the Shining Finger.

 

[tthor]

he secretly is raising an army of adorable kittens armed with little machine guns that he will use to take over the world!

Oh god, they found me!
http://aapproach.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cat_gun-708064.jpg
*drops dead from repeated bullet wounds*

 

[kaveradeo]

Lied about getting pwnd.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Knows the truth oh his words.

 

[kaveradeo]

Has never completed a fatality.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Cant pull of more than 7 hits in Tatsunoko VS Capsom.

 

[kaveradeo]

Just spams fireball. or hadouken. or lightning.

 

[Robert632]

Created gravity by farting.

 

[kaveradeo]

Created farts by burping.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Like to bump dead threads.

 

[Scde2]

Is the Nobody of a Heartless of an Unverse.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is the Universe of a Heartless Nobody.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Is the Heartless of a Universe of a Nobody and is named Ventus.