What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Is not who they say they are.

 

[Lust]

Is who they say they are.

 

[kaveradeo]

Carries no religious allegory.

 

[AvsJoe]

Cries in fear at the sight of Keyser Soze.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Inside the egg is just another egg.

 

[Scde2]

Once patted Justin Bieber on the head and said "Good girl."

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wears night vision during the day.

 

[Robert632]

Wears day vision during the night to confuse the people he tortures in his basement.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Sees farther wearing binoculars backwards.

 

[Scde2]

Wears all of his clothes backwards.

 

[kaveradeo]

Rides all his horses backwards.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Walks with his hair.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Eats blind newts.

 

[kaveradeo]

Swan dives into hot tubs.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Swan dives off the tongues of crippled giants.
[sup]Cookie for reference.[/sup]

 

[kaveradeo]

IS LYING ABOUT COOKIES

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Has never been on to anything.
Ever.

 

[kaveradeo]

hurts my feelings regularly.

 

[Lust]

Actually has no feelings.

:l

 

[TheKagestar]

Has spent years of his life, dedicating himself to collecting skulls of fiercesome(sp?) creatures