What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Robert632]

Planned to kill me with a garden gnome and a candle.

 

[kaveradeo]

Killed thousands with a car.

 

[AvsJoe]

Can shoot lasers out of his hair.

 

[Scde2]

Died his hair green and thinks it looks cool.
[sub]It doesn't[/sub]

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Killed his hair.

 

[Scde2]

Thinks that I would do such a thing.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Would do such a thing.

 

[kaveradeo]

knows i wouldnt do such a thing.

 

[Scde2]

Knows too much.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Is a nazi.

 

[Scde2]

Is a Award winning cow tongue chef.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Can't actually dance.

 

[kaveradeo]

Has many ballroom trophies.

 

[AvsJoe]

Kicks people who beat him at ballroom competitions.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Is secretly BatYoshi.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Is secretly not BatYoshi

 

[Scde2]

IS the last King of Scotland.

 

[kaveradeo]

Hides his identity to protect his family.

 

[Robert632]

His job is to find all suicide bombers disguised as goldfish.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Is secretly a sweet, kind and selfless person who gives immense amounts of time and effort to charities.