Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 14, 2014 #9,562 Fell asleep in his armour whilst on parade.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 15, 2014 #9,563 Accidentally scalped themselves on a can opener
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 15, 2014 #9,564 Takes alcohol externally, by rubbing it vigorously all over his naked body.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 15, 2014 #9,566 Faxes porn to everyone else in the office when bored.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,569 Wiped their bottom with the skin of the elderly
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,570 Once ran through the city shouting "Gaaaaaaarrrryyyyyyyy" at the top of their lungs for hours on end.
Once ran through the city shouting "Gaaaaaaarrrryyyyyyyy" at the top of their lungs for hours on end.
Teoes Poof, poof, sparkles! Jun 1, 2010 5,174 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,571 Is the aforementioned secret waifu.
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,258 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,572 Died three years ago.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,573 Has a waifu who is the envy of all waifus.
Drummodino Can't Stop the Bop Jan 2, 2011 2,862 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,574 Once attempted to mate with a trash can.
UltraDeth New member Nov 2, 2010 14,150 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,576 Gave themselves an enema with a fire extinguisher
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Jan 16, 2014 #9,577 Eats those big grey office ceiling tiles, just like crackers.
Headsprouter Monster Befriender Legacy Nov 19, 2010 8,662 3 43 Jan 16, 2014 #9,578 Steals hair from hair salon floors.
Headsprouter Monster Befriender Legacy Nov 19, 2010 8,662 3 43 Jan 17, 2014 #9,580 Has a special lamp post named "Bill".
