What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

[Drummodino]

Reads gossip magazines.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gets into a threesome with 2 love pillows. One of Gordon Brown and another of themself

 

[Barbas]

Shouts "TACTICAL GENIUS!!" during a climax.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Has a Barbas Cave!

 

[Barbas]

Accidentally wiped his butt on the hand towel.

Oh noooooooooo!

 

[kailus13]

Secretly enjoys people putting boxers on his head.

 

[Barbas]

Wraps toilet paper around telephone boxes.

 

[UltraDeth]

Customize his underpants with swearwords

 

[Barbas]

Puts staples in the walls just to annoy people.

 

[UltraDeth]

Rubs their toe jam into their eyes

 

[Barbas]

Is the one in the office who keeps emptying the coffee pot and refilling it with grass and twigs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Re-enacted Duke Nukem Forever by throwing shit at everything

 

[Drummodino]

Actually enjoyed Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[Barbas]

Shares a flat with a temperamental bear.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wishes they had a collection of severed heads of 19th century politicians to chat up

 

[Barbas]

Worked for a day as a Yeoman Warder and did well until he kicked an American tourist square in the balls.

 

[UltraDeth]

Was the only person to lose a race on Big Rigs

 

[Barbas]

Glued a horseshoe to his forehead for good luck and strutted proudly around the town, until a passing policeman told him "That, uh...that doesn't actually work."

 

[Dr.Susse]

Has lived his life as a Greek tragedy.

 

[Drummodino]

They once ate a goldfish for lols.